How I Trick Britt Into Eating Vegetables

Not that many of you guys have had the chance to spend a lot of time around Britt, so you may not be aware that she is one of the most dangerous carnivores on earth. Entire herds of Alberta Cattle will faint dead away if they hear her name. Since this is the case, and since I am largely the one responsible for cooking in this particular slice of the family, it is incumbent on me to make sure the woman gets a reasonable amount of healthy carbohydrates and fiber. So admire the picture to above. Stuffed Peppers. If you look carefully at the artfully uncovered pepper in the lower left corner it looks like the pepper is almost entirely stuffed with meat.
Not So!
The predominant components of this meal are spinach, brown rice, green peas, zucchini and natures most precious herb: parsley. And yet she will tuck in thinking that she's gleefully destroying another Cow Family. Especially when it's smothered in delicious (Non-Fat!) yogurt sauce.

MUUUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


At some point here I will have to post something other than a note about Britt's eating habits or she will *kill* me. Maybe next time I'll write about the scheme I'm developing to grow a bone-like amorphous material over steel implants so that they will be more readily accepted by the human body. And so we can make super soldiers. And tanks covered in bone. Wouldn't that freak you out?